I think in software we should adopt watchmaker terminology so instead of calling things 'features' we call them 'complications.'
- For a party who loves to use the phrase “legislate from the bench,” the GOP sure seems to want to adjudicate from the podium.
- Philbin is the most ideal defense lawyer I can imagine. He’s so boring, that even though I want to listen to him speak, after 11 seconds I completely forgot he was talking.


