Choose your own adventure: The resumés of Rick Bradley

I life changed at some point, so I updated my resumé. But, a resumé is just for the people who are like “tell me about your past dress code compliance and jorb trophies”… So I ended up writing a resume about life shit I actually care about.

Choose your own adventure:

• I wanna read about real life shit
• I’m pretty much just here about the jorb trophies